Reversing Life's direction

The most unfair thing about life is that the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.What do you get at the end of it? A death. Whats that? A bonus!?! I think the lifecycle should be backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.Then you go, live in an old age home.You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, get a gold watch on your first day.You work forty years, until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.you drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back you spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!!